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V. Royal Decree No. 4721-B



**By the Grace of the Most Esteemed Prince Reginald IV of the Kingdom of Eldoria**

**To Whom It May Concern,**

Let it be known throughout the realm that I, Prince Reginald IV, have deemed it necessary to address a most pressing matter regarding the retired knight, Sir Cedric of Valebrook. 

**Whereas**, Sir Cedric has taken it upon himself to express his feelings about the city’s lack of respect for retired knights through the medium of painting, and;

**Whereas**, these paintings depict fantastical visions of unicorns frolicking in our fair meadows, which are clearly manifestations of a deranged mind, and;

**Whereas**, it has come to my royal attention that such visions may incite unrest among the populace and lead to a potential uprising of retired knights demanding respect and recognition;

**Therefore**, I hereby order the immediate incarceration of Sir Cedric in the esteemed Asylum of St. Whimsicality, located in the heart of the USA, where he shall remain for the duration of his days.

**Furthermore**, let it be noted that any further artistic expressions by Sir Cedric will be considered acts of treason against my royal decree and punishable by additional confinement or worse.

In conclusion, I urge all loyal subjects to remain vigilant against any signs of knightly dissent. The safety and decorum of our kingdom must prevail over the whims of one misguided artist.

**Given under my hand and seal this day, the 27th of September in the Year of Our Lord 1960.**

**Prince Reginald IV**


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