L. The Old Man Speaks III.

🏴‍☠️ Pirate Admission Form to Battlecreek Sanitarium 🏴‍☠️

**Name of Pirate:** ___________________________

**Ship Name:** ___________________________

**Captain's Rank:** ___________________________

**Reason for Admission:**

- [ ] Rum Overindulgence

- [ ] Parrot Insanity

- [ ] Treasure Obsession

- [ ] Other: ___________________________

**Symptoms Experienced:**

- [ ] Eye Patches on Both Eyes

- [ ] Sudden Cravings for Sea Shanties

- [ ] Talking to Fish

- [ ] Uncontrollable Swashbuckling

- [ ] Other: ___________________________

**Preferred Treatment Method:**

- [ ] More Rum 🍺

- [ ] Sea Breeze Therapy 🌊

- [ ] Pirate Yoga 🧘‍♂️

- [ ] Treasure Hunts 🗺️

**Emergency Contact (First Mate):** ___________________________

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### ⚓️ Welcome to the Battlecreek Sanitarium! ⚓️

We’ll have ye shipshape in no time!

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