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LXIV. The Bridge XI.



### Spell to Summon Satan for Morning Coffee

**Incantation:**

In the twilight of dawn, when shadows dance and the sun yawns, I call upon thee, O Prince of Darkness, to join me in a ritual of warmth and brew. By the ancient rites of the forgotten realms, I summon you, Lord of the Abyss, for a cup of coffee divine!

**Ingredients:**

1. Dark Roast Beans - 3 scoops (for richness)
2. Blood Orange Zest - A pinch (to add a hint of zest)
3. Cinnamon Dust - A sprinkle (for warmth and spice)
4. Black Sugar Crystals - 2 teaspoons (for sweetness from the nether)
5. Demon's Milk - 1 cup (or regular milk if unavailable)
6. A Black Candle - To represent the darkness
7. A Silver Spoon - For stirring intentions
8. A Mirror - To reflect the otherworldly

**Ritual Steps:**

1. **Preparation of the Space:**
   - Find a quiet corner where light meets shadow.
   - Light the black candle to illuminate your intentions.
   - Place the mirror facing you, reflecting your soul's desire for caffeine.

2. **Brew the Coffee:**
   - In a cauldron or coffee maker, combine dark roast beans and Demon's Milk.
   - Add blood orange zest and cinnamon dust while chanting:
     "From the depths below, I brew this elixir,  
     To awaken my spirit, oh dark fixer."

3. **Invoke the Dark One:**
   - Stir with the silver spoon clockwise while reciting:
     "Satan, O ruler of shadows and night,  
     Join me for coffee; make this morning bright."

4. **Offerings:**
   - Sprinkle black sugar crystals into the brew as you whisper:
     "With sweetness from darkness, our bond shall grow,  
     Share with me secrets that only you know."

5. **Final Invocation:**
   - Hold your cup high and gaze into the mirror, saying:
     "By this brew and my will, I summon thee here,  
     For a chat over coffee—let’s share a cheer!"

6. **Enjoy Your Brew:**
   - Sip your coffee slowly, allowing its warmth to envelop you.
   - Listen closely; perhaps you'll hear whispers from beyond.

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Location: Belding, MI 48809, USA

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