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LXVI. The Dog Poop Protests II.



"The Cats' Ten-Point Plan"

**Setting:** A city council meeting room. The council members are seated at a long table, looking bored. The room is decorated with various city awards and a large banner that reads "Welcome to Greenville County!"

**Characters:**
- **Mayor Whiskers** (a charismatic cat leader)
- **Council Member Paws** (a skeptical council member)
- **Council Member Claws** (an enthusiastic supporter of the cats)
- **Various Anarchist Cats** (a herd of cats wearing bandanas and sunglasses)

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**(Scene opens with the sound of motorcycle engines revving outside. The door bursts open, and the anarchist cats ride in on tiny motorcycles, creating a ruckus.)**

**Mayor Whiskers:** (raising a paw) Attention, humans! We demand your attention for our ten-point plan to rid this city of dog poop!

**Council Member Paws:** (rolling eyes) And why should we listen to a bunch of cats?

**Council Member Claws:** (enthusiastically) Because they have a point! Dogs are vile creatures that don’t bury their poop!

**Cat #1:** (jumping off the motorcycle) Exactly! We’re here to remind you that while we cats are dignified and clean, dogs leave their mess everywhere!

**Cat #2:** (holding up a colorful poster) Point one: Refill those dog poop bag dispensers! It’s time to take responsibility for your furry friends!

**Mayor Whiskers:** (nodding) Yes! If you want to keep your parks clean, you need to provide the tools!

**Council Member Paws:** (skeptical) But what about the dogs? They deserve to roam free too!

**Cat #3:** (sarcastically) Free to poop wherever they please? That’s not freedom; that’s chaos!

**Cat #4:** (holding up another poster) Point two: Implement mandatory dog waste education programs! Teach those pups how to bury their business!

**Council Member Claws:** (cheering) Yes! Let’s make it a law!

**Mayor Whiskers:** (continuing) Point three: Create designated “dog poop zones” so they can do their business away from our pristine areas!

**Cat #5:** (shouting) And point four: Install surveillance cameras to catch irresponsible dog owners who don’t clean up after their pets!

**Council Member Paws:** (sighing) This is getting out of hand…

**Cat #1:** (grinning) Out of hand? This is just the beginning! Point five: Reward citizens who report dog poop offenders with catnip coupons!

**Council Member Claws:** (laughing) Now that’s an idea I can get behind!

**(The anarchist cats continue presenting their points with enthusiasm.)**

1. **Refill dog poop bag dispensers.**
2. **Mandatory dog waste education.**
3. **Designated “dog poop zones.”**
4. **Surveillance cameras for offenders.**
5. **Reward reporting with catnip coupons.**
6. **Monthly clean-up days led by cats!**
7. **Public awareness campaigns about responsible pet ownership.**
8. **Doggy etiquette classes taught by cats!**
9. **A “No Poop” sign campaign across the city.**
10. **Establish a “Cat Council” for oversight on all things canine!**

**(As they finish, the council members look at each other, contemplating.)**

**Council Member Paws:** (finally relenting) Alright, alright! We’ll consider your plan.

**Mayor Whiskers:** (smirking) Great! Remember, humans: A cleaner city means happier cats—and maybe even some less vile dogs!

**(The cats cheer and rev their motorcycles as they ride out, leaving the council in stunned silence.)**

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### End Scene

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